Teacher--student jokes

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
sunny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher:How old is ur father?
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
Student:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher:Paul, what is the chemical formula of Water?
Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.
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Teacher:Who was Raja Ram Mohan Roy ?
Student:They all four were great friends
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"naa peru Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
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Teacher:how were the exams?
Student:the questions were easy but the answeres were hard.
Teacher:RAGHU,HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND.
RAGHU:I NEVER SAID IT IS ROUND.
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Teacher:Ritu spell "Blind Bird"
RITU:B,l,n,d B,r,d
Teacher:Where are the two i's??
RITU:Teacher a blind bird doesn't have eyes!
Teacher:ah!!!!!!!!